"On-the-contrary" Drama?

Today, after the bloody tears I shed from Math Olympiad (Seriously, the questions are enough to make you cry), there was a bout of my favorite activity: DRAMA!!! Finally, a moment of peace, un attimo di pace! I walked in to hear about my character for the upcoming drama night. The answer: A really cool boy whom a lot of girls have a crush on.

I am not saying I am exceptionally ugly; it is just that I am not fit to be in the role. Girls don't chase after me; I chase after them! But, what am I to do? In the NAME OF DRAMA, I have to do what I do; hide behind my character, however absurd it may seem. A serious Zor Gong suddenly becomes into the cool-looking, current, tuff Bryan? The change is possible, but tedious.

A Zor Gong... Becomes Bryan?